Thursday, September 8, 2011

Vassili's Wedding minus 1 - Now this helps you!

Preparation activities afoot, please ask my mummy for the cufflinks, where have you hid my shoe?
    [where might she be]
                                           [what she may think...]
                                                                                             [...where ...]

Roge enters with a tray of jellys, lined up in 2 collumns. Left collumn is "Plain", right is not.

ROGE:  Knock, Knock.
Ready or not,  friends of the groom, CHOOSE wisely:


OPER: Afterall, it can make the diffference between having a fine Wedding Night  and NOT having.

YOU: Still, know that quantity is not quality.

OPER: You are in <cough> .. the middle ... take the left, choose "Plain"!

YOU: No YOU take the left. . . .Take the Plain.
          I am thinking...
<sees own  hand, resting on his knees, knuckles and keys...>
         I think I 'll CHOOSE Super Fucking God Damn (x4)
OPER:  Morning sees Night's choices and laughs!

3 comments:

  1. Wht THE FUCK???

    Fuckin Finish it
    Why you write so LAME? ? ? ? ? ?

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  2. taste was good!
    dosage should be higher!!!
    effect was mediocre, however with a slightly increased dosage of the basic ingredient, the outcome would have been splendid, I guess!!!

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  3. I cannot understand it. What are you writing about?

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