Steak and Blowjob Day! - 14th March

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."

source: http://www.urbandictionary.com

What more is there to add to such a self-explanatory celebration?

Just 5 “Avoids” to make this great day memorable, with safety and fun.

1. Avoid rushing the preparation. 

(Hair fire-catching risk)

2. Avoid complex positions AFTER steak.

(get-to-know-my-inside-world risk)

 

3.  Avoid simultaneous pleasures.

(bump-on-the-head risk)

 

4. Avoid celebrating and driving.

(no free hand for driving)

 

5. Avoid spending TOO much time on the steak.

(I-missed-my-blowjob risk)

With these few tips in mind, make the best to enjoy your well deserved celebration!